I'll love you better. I'll respond to your needs. I'll attend to you. I'll shower you with love and affection. Remember how, last time, I thought you were so fantastic? I couldn't stop thinking about you ... until I could. This time, it'll be different.
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In return, dear blog, you can provide me with an outlet for my musings. You can be my home online, my candle on the water. I'll love you like a unicorn.
Yours,
Princess of the Internet
